Best Twitter Account of 2011t: @staceynightmare

Sample Tweet: "They call me the Love Rollercoaster 'cause I make men vomit and then a carny mops me up with a damp rag."

If you like your girls gross - and I mean really gross - Stacey Nightmare is a must-follow. This broad talks about her vagina like it's nobody's business - which it probably shouldn't be. This is one of the funniest Twitters on the planet, and if you've got a strong stomach you should be following it right now.