The Vampire Diaries: Extended Promo

Yo, yo so let me break this down for you right? There's this new guy at Capeside, I mean, Fell's Church High. And when I say "guy," I mean like twenty-seven years old, even though he's supposed to be in high school. So anyways, this guy, is a total hawt-E and that's not hyperbole yo, check the text message in the promo above. But the problem is, he's a vampire! Yes, way! I know, it's crazy but stick with me here. So he's trying to keep the whole blood sucking thing a secret but this chick, Elena is totally on to him, because she saw him at Hot Topic, like maaaad times! So he ends up telling her why his teeth look like that. Oh and he's got this messed up older brother, you know that dead hawt-E from Lost? Yea, he's a vampire too! Nuts! I can't believe they haven't done this sh*t before!  Check it out!