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Professional Wrestling's Best Worst Hair

We love professional wrestling, but those guys aren't exactly known for their fashion sense, are they? For your amusement and edification, 25 wrestlers whose follicles straddled the thin line between awesome and atrocious.


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Bobby Heenan and the Missing Link Credit: WWE
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The Missing Link

Bad wrestling hair takes on a number of different forms. While many of the worst offenders are simply rocking a 'do from an earlier era, others sport a haircut that has absolutely never been cool in the history of ever. Working a wild man gimmick, the Missing Link combined his unusual beard and bright green facepaint with a bizarre hairstyle that saw him shave most of his head down to the scalp with the rest grown thick and wild. You know it's bad when Brooklynites don't even do it ironically.

jobber extraordinaire barry horowitz
What the hell are you smiling at? Credit: WWE
24

Barry Horowitz

Barry Horowitz marks the mullet's first appearance on this list, but fear not, it most certainly won't be the last. An admittedly glaring omission from our list of Professional Wrestling's Most Offensive Racial Caricatures, Horowitz's gimmick was that he A) was Jewish, b) got beaten up frequently. Just look at how greasy and curly that thing is. When did white people stop getting Jheri curls?

santino marella
All a man really needs is his mohawk, his mullet and his unibrow Credit: WWE
23

Santino Marella

In late 2008, Santino Marella grew his hair out slightly, combining his already-irritating mohawk with a mullet - like if someone opened up a Hot Topic at a boat show. The hairstyle garnered the wrestler all sorts of heat, but what really pushed the look over the edge was Marella's unibrow, which seemed to come and go with the phases of the moon.

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