Depends on whether or not Sebastian the crab shows up. A crab claw to the eye could teach that shark some respect.
If you have a woman who would wear a swimsuit, or if you are a woman yourself interested in a swimsuit, you can do a lot worse than this one. By a lot worse, I mean any other swimsuit ever made, ever.
This lovely is the design of Black Milk, who I thought was a rapper but is also apparently a clothing site.
Each Ariel vs. Jaws swimsuit will run you $90. It will forever associate shark teeth with your vajeen, but that's the price you pay for fashion, ladies.
Who Will Win The Aqua Battle Between Jaws And The Little Mermaid?
Distract from your girlfriend's physical imperfections with this comedy swimsuit.
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By Marissa Meli June 16, 2011 |
