Who Will Win The Aqua Battle Between Jaws And The Little Mermaid?

Distract from your girlfriend's physical imperfections with this comedy swimsuit.

By Marissa Meli at 3:20 PM
June 16, 2011

http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/who-will-win-the-aqua-battle-between-jaws-and-the-little-mermaid

Credit: Black Milk

Depends on whether or not Sebastian the crab shows up. A crab claw to the eye could teach that shark some respect.

If you have a woman who would wear a swimsuit, or if you are a woman yourself interested in a swimsuit, you can do a lot worse than this one. By a lot worse, I mean any other swimsuit ever made, ever.

This lovely is the design of Black Milk, who I thought was a rapper but is also apparently a clothing site.

Each Ariel vs. Jaws swimsuit will run you $90. It will forever associate shark teeth with your vajeen, but that's the price you pay for fashion, ladies.