The irony is, if you're a true nerd, you wouldn't be cool enough to buy a humorous internet t-shirt.
The Final Frontier
Food and money: both so awesome.
Fries With That?
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
How Much Is It Worth?
Buy this as a print to add a little fine art to your homestead.
Mark Your Territory
Bruce Lee's body fat percentage was 3%. Yours? Not so much.
Hi-Ya!
Wait til you see what's on the back.
Ride or Die
One for each of the seven kingdoms and one for the Riverlands!
Have You Made the Eight?
Yes, even the adult men dressed as butterflies.
Redshirts Unite!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Mooommmm, Make Me a Hot Pocket
Storm, Shadowcat, Rogue, and Phoenix in Patrick Nagel-inspired designs for your moob area.
Fashion, Turn to the Left
This is the Ultimate Edition. The Standard Edition is just an empty water bottle marked "My Own Pee."
Man Vs. Wild
Hurry up and order--this shirt is only for sale today!
Don't Blink