 
	Say hello to my little friend.
Here Comes The Boom 
	Here, internet, here's your very first chance to see these Transformers: Dark of the Moon hats.
Robots in Disguise 
	Pass of as a normo to the average eye, drop sly props to the passing Who fan.
Suck It, Torchwood 
	It's about time ballplayers quit chewing tobacco and chew on this, yeah?
Nom Nom Nom 
	The plaid knickers, though: those will.
Fore! 
	Oh, they have a website? Never mind, we'll be ordering in then.
Kick It 
	Women will want to be with you, men will want to be you, and farm animals will fear and respect you.
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em 
	To be fair, these would be a lot better with old school fattie Sonic.
Best Hedgehog Shoes Ever? 
	The Portal 2 boss will burn your house down with combustible lemons.
Pucker Up 
	We're going to win a pant-load when we pay Jaws to "take a dive."
Under The Sea 
	The irony is, if you're a true nerd, you wouldn't be cool enough to buy a humorous internet t-shirt.
The Final Frontier 
	Food and money: both so awesome.
Fries With That?