There are a few things that flash in my mind when I think of the Twilight saga: long, sensuous gazing, rock-hard abs that make my gut hang even lower in shame, and a shirtless Jordan Hoffman howling into the moon.  I think I'd prefer 'Nam flashbacks.

Hopefully you've had a better experience with the franchise - I know I'm looking to wipe my memory clean with the help of the latest trailer for this summer's Twilight Saga: Eclipse (directed by the stylish David Slade) which you can check out below.

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