Greatest Movie Ever: Superman
Best Movie Ever: Superman
Here are twenty-five reasons why Hollywood's first serious treatment of comic books, Richard Donner's Superman, may very well be the Greatest Movie Ever.
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By Jordan Hoffman June 14, 2011 |
Superman
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Very Picky About Self-Adornment |
"N-no! Did you get that at Zales?! Keep it away from me!!"
Superman
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From Krypton to Cougar Town |
Miss Teschmacher decides to test the waters, planting a big MILFy kiss right on Kal-El before he has the strength to say no.
Hot.
Superman
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(No) Blood on the Tracks |
Note to self: if I ever try and derail a train, make sure the hole I blow in the tracks is longer than the average sized superhero.
Superman
Credit: Warner Home Video
Lord of the Rings |
Before you start whining about how turning the Earth the opposite way on its axis wouldn't reverse the flow of time, let me ask you this: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!??!?!?
Superman
Credit: Warner Home Video
Finally! |
And here, sixty seconds before the picture ends, all the mouth-breathing comic book purists who were flipping out about Lex Luthor not being bald calmed the eff down. And they were so gonna' mimeograph and distribute an angry screed, too.
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