Greatest Movie Ever: Superman
| By Jordan Hoffman June 14, 2011 |
Greatest Movie Ever: Superman
General Mills Presents Americana Crunch |
Ma Kent watches as her adopted son goes off to find himself. This metaphor for the American immigrant experience in the 20th century is brought to you by the good people at Cheerios.
Never try to assimilate without a good dose of fiber!
Wear This Mask, My Son. Or, Is It Shatter This Mask? Or, Wait, What Does This Symbolize Again? |
Hey, Mr. Donner? The props manager took LSD and bought all sorts of crazy crap. Anything in this box we can use?
Clark Kent, Mild-Mannered Sex Pervert |
Just what exactly is Clark doing with himself? Lucky his boss and new co-worker are looking the other way!!
Statistically Speaking, It Is Still The Safest Way To Travel |
Never mind the numbers, I continue to refuse rides in the UGO-copter whenever I'm off to cover presidential visits. I guess I'm not as dedicated of a reporter as Lois Lane.
Does He Shower With That Thing On? |
Well past the one-hour mark and finally Supes is ready to get in his suit and do some damage. As John Williams' music swells, it's impossible not to get excited.