Best Movie Ever: Anchorman

Ron calls the network and melts down. Blinded by his sorrow he has forgotten he’s needed at the network. When asked where he is, Burgundy describes his location as best he can.

Veronica informs her coworkers that if Ron is unable to make it on time, she is ready to fill in. When Harken begins to tell her why she can’t do that, Veronica informs him exquisite breasts is no reason to keep a good anchor off the air.

It's alright everyone, calm down. Burgundy's here, we can do the 9:00 news. Even if it's 9:15.

Ron has the announcer introduce Veronica as Tits McGee at the beginning of the program. Veronica keeps her composure and recovers from the prank, thwarting Burgundy once again.

Veronica gets the offer of a lifetime, and Ron and his team won't make it easy for her.

Upon arrival at the network, Ron realizes he is too late. Veronica stole his news and that marks the end of their relationship.

Ron wholeheartedly disapproves of Veronica's promotion.

Ron and friends begin to haze Corningstone, starting with a prank phone call from Ron disguising himself as the head of the network. Veronica catches Ron and Champ and ends the prank swiftly.

With Ron's admittance to thinking her dream was a joke, the ending of their relationship, and Veronica's promotion, the new co-anchors release enough bottled up rage to fill a half-hour time slot.

Ron’s last attempt at getting Veronica out of the news industry almost worked. As far as Ron was concerned, she really thought he was doctor Chim Richalds calling.

“There’s only one thing a man can do when he’s suffering from a spiritual and existential funk.”

Brick’s claim of having a shortcut to the new suit store turned out to be just another bundle of random words spewed from his mouth that just so happened to make sense at the time.

In a desolate alleyway with nowhere to run, Burgundy and his news team is ambushed by their rivals. Wes Mantooth and his disgruntled lackeys see this as an opportunity to take out the competition.

Ron notices Brick is holding a hand grenade. He inquires as to where he would get such a weapon, to which Brick reveals he holds even less answers about the grenade than anyone.

The lowly third place news team can do the math. If they can kill the teams in second and first place, then third place becomes first place.

The Public News team arrives to the fight with no remorse. No commercials! No mercy!

Spanish Language News joins in on the witty entrances. This just turned into a bilingual bloodfest.

No touching of the face or the hair.

An unfortunate soul is seen completely engulfed by Ron’s hatred. Also fire.