Best Movie Ever: Anchorman

Qualified journalists or threat to society? 

In the 70's Champ Kind put "Sexual Harassment" on his resume. Then times changed. He's currently serving 60 years to life in a high security prison.

Have you ever dreamed of riding a unicorn through space? One night with Ron is all you need.

What is Brian Fantana going to wear? Blackbeard's Delight? Nope. Sex Panther. It's illegal in nine countries. "Sixty percent of the time it works every time." They've done studies.

Ron Burgundy could lull a tiger to sleep with just one note.

If you don't applaud after his performance, Ron will set your home on fire.

Just a glimpse of Ron's biceps plants the idea of his sexiness in Veronica's brain. Ron was Inceptioning people before Christopher Nolan was born.

Ron always takes his co-workers out to dinner at expensive restaurants. Veronica Corningstone just happens to be a female. That's all.

Welcome to Pleasure Town. It's kind of like Disney World, only with a lot more nudity.

Some call them offensive hacks. Some call them relentless chauvinists. We call them number one.

Ron Burgundy scans through the headlines with a fine tooth comb. Right after he scans through his hairline with a fine tooth comb, of course.

"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!"

Ron Burgundy has been sleeping on golden silk bedsheets since he was in fourth grade. He's also had a mustache since he was six-years-old. Let's face it, some guys are just manlier than others.

An earthy-shattering idea in the 1970's. Much like Pong and floppy disks.

Ron Burgundy knows that the way to be loved is to get into people's hearts. To do that, you have to first get into their stomachs. Respect is very overrated. 

Finished with his nutritional morning snack, Burgundy tosses the remains out his window. The burrito smacks a motorcyclist in the face causing him to lose control and crash.

Upon impact between ground beef and biker, Ron lets out the only expression that describes his surprise and regret.

The disgruntled Jack Black picks up one of the only thing dear Burgundy loves in this world, his beloved dog Baxter, and punts him over the bridge. Ron, mortified, lets out a bellowing howl of misery for his dear friend.

After being promoted to co-anchor, Veronica and Ron battle for on-air supremacy. After getting in a little tiff over sign-off lines, the two anchors exchange not-so-subtle words.