Video Game Hotties: Who's The Hottest?

Name: Poison

Games: Final Fight series, Street Fighter 3, SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos, SNK vs. Capcom: Card Fighters Clash

Oh Poison, we're so confused by you! At first you look so sexy, but then we hear rumors that you're a post-op transsexual (at least in the North America releases). Does that somehow make you less attractive? We're not sure! Admittedly, it was only revealed that she was a tranny after Capcom decided it wasn't right for the Final Fight characters to beat up women, making her one of the most controversial video game characters to date.

Name: Kitana

Games: Mortal Kombat series

Princess of the underworld or not, we'd be proud to serve as her prince. Kitana has her curves in all the right places, and her signature fans will keep you cool when things start to heat up. Just remember: don't kiss her, you will explode. Like, blow up and cover things in blood explode.

Name: Eve

Game: Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

It may look like Eve has been sunbathing a bit too long, but you're probably just ill-informed due to the extremely limited color palette available for early computer games. Eve was the probably the first sexual success many players achieved in a video game, and as such, we can't help but include this buxom hot-tubber on our list. Here, can we help you with some lotion?

Name: Lulu

Games: Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2

When designing Lulu for FFX, Tetsuya Nomura wanted the character to look like a cross between the classic black mage that we all recognize from Final Fantasy and a fashion model. We'd say it was a definite success! Her stern demeanor oftentimes masks the motherly side of the character, but we spent to much time trying to peak through all her belts to notice.

Name: Hana Tsu Vachel

Games: Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix

Once again, controversy makes things sexy! In the successful sequel to Fear Effect, the main protagonist, Hana, chooses to make things a little steamy with her female cohort and partner, Rain Qin. We're all for a little girl-on-girl action, especially because the game's director wanted to make sure that fans understood that Hana "swings both ways." Duly noted.

Name: Gloria

Game: Devil May Cry 4

We'd let ourselves wonder how Gloria manages to call her garb "clothes" but we're too busy trying to make the camera angles change to show off her naughty bits. Late in the game, the mysterious character reveals herself to Dante as Trish, his demon-hunting partner, but, once again, we were too caught up wondering where Gloria went to actually pay attention.

Name: Tifa Lockheart

Games: Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerebrus: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Ehrgheiz, Itadaki Street Special, Itadaki Street Portable

She's spunky, attractive, and good with her hands. Tifa Lockheart slowly becomes the emotional rock that holds together the entirety of the FFVII universe shortly after Aerith's unfortunate demise. We can't get over how much better she looks in each subsequent game release.

Name: Holly Summers

Game: No More Heroes

She's a European model with a prosthetic leg that shoots missles! No, this isn't Heather Mills, it's Holly Summers! No More Heroes star, Travis Touchdown, feels guilty after fighting against the fierce assassin and tries to show restraint, but Holly goes ahead and kills herself anyway--grenade in mouth.

Name: Nariko

Game: Heavenly Sword

Nariko's grace on the battlfield can bring hundreds of opponents to their knees. This fierce redhead wields the Heavenly Sword--a weapon which ultimately kills her--to bring down King Bohan and his band of merry bandits. While her fighting skills are impressive, we'd say that her long, flowing hair manages to steal the show every time she heads out to fight.