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DVD REMOTE
Well, I can't see a way out of it.
I'm sat here, they put Netflix on.
They must have two hundred, no, do
you know what, NINE hundred DVDs,
they've got, and what are they
doing with them? Nothing. That
last time I was used, that bloody
"My Little Pony" DVD they put in -
9 times, that was on, in a row -
because they couldn't be bothered,
they sat the kid in front of the
Telly, sat the kid there, put that
on, and they all went down the
pub.

TV REMOTE
It's alright whinging about it -
keep whinging about it you'll make
your battery leak! Listen, one
day, they will have children of
their own.

DVD REMOTE
[INTERJECTING] And do you know
what they'll think?

TV REMOTE (CONT'D)
Then they'll want My Little Pony
again, won't they?

DVD REMOTE
They'll think "That bloody My
Little Pony, I was sat there for
hours", it'll be one of those
things, they'll be traumatised! If
you had to watch, pink..

TV REMOTE
[OVER THE TOP OF DVD REMOTE]
Pingu?

DVD REMOTE (CONT'D)
and yellow, well, see, Pingu
wouldn't have been too bad, would
it?

TV REMOTE
(Imitating Pingu) Wah wah wah wah
wah. That were Pingu, weren't it?

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