The 50 Worst Band Photos Ever
It's hard to take a band promo photo - a picture may be worth a thousand words, but it doesn't help when 999 of them are "douchebag." Check these promo fails.
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By K. Thor Jensen March 23, 2012 |
Kreapr |
Get it? It's like "creep" and "reaper!" Or it's like a horribly misspelled "crapper," your call.
Valley Of The Damned |
So you can't afford a copy of Adobe Photoshop to zazz up your band photo? That's OK, dude, MS Paint is totally free!
Flame Sleeves |
Okay, it's one thing to go for matching outfits, but these guys look like Guy Fieri: The Band. Either that or Jay Leno's Garage: The Band. Neither choice is good.
Serious Mullets |
You might have guessed that I don't know what this fine quartet calls themselves. I'm sure their music is just as hot and greasy as the back end of a Camaro though.
Immortal |
It's almost unfair to pick on death metal legends Immortal, but seriously: once you start packing on the pudge in the belly area, it might be time to forego the shirtless corpsepaint screaming dramatic poses.
Lightning Tits |
"Hey! What would best accentuate the rippling masculinity of our pasty, white, middle-aged pectoral regions? I know! Lightning!"
Lights Out Paris |
This is apparently a "hardcore" band. So basically that word has lost any meaning it once had. Cool.
Glowing Dudes |
Not only will they play your wedding, bar mitzvah or holiday party, they'll also get you a totally sweet deal on cell phone accessories.
Alcoholic DC |
It's nice to see that the graphic designers for No Limit Records are still getting work in the 2K11. How many flames are too many flames? This many flames.
Spandex Beach |
These guys are so tight that spandex is the only material that could truly express their tightness for each other. A veritable smorgasbord of the worst in late 80s band fashion.
