What people seemed to forget in all of the War on Terror hubbub was that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden actually hated each other. They held ideologically opposite viewpoints and the only thing they had in common was hatred of the United States. Oh, and poor personal hygiene. So the idea of the two of them pairing up to add a new member to their freaky family is a lot of fun. And, of course, what real-world orphanage would give a human child to this pair of psychopaths? A shaved ape baby is the only realistic option.