In some ways, we actually do wish that the Y2K bug had led to the end of human civilization. I mean, it was sort of a letdown waking up on January 1st to find out that basically nothing had happened, after months of insane panic. We had stockpiled gasoline and bullets, bought a bunch of food at Costco and knocked up a bunch of chicks to repopulate the human race. It was a rough morning. Although the world didn’t end, the Weekly World News finally did, and now there’s no more wonderful headlines like this to make our world better.