SAMCRO: Our Dream Team Biker Gang

We know the T-800 can handle himself in a myriad of situations up to and including riding the hell out of a motorcycle. He's also got the look down: cool sunglasses and lots of leather. He could stand to grow some facial hair, though.

He's a robot, so he feels no fear. He's an Austrian robot, so his voice sounds scary. He's a biker, so no one can tell him what to do. As we've already seen, if you need someone protected from the police, this is one of the best bets out there. Putting him in our biker gang wasn't even up for debate.

No, not that Captain America. That guy's all earnest innocence and boy scout morals. Our Captain America is a drug user who forgoes normal society in exchange for the absolute freedom offered by the open road. Way different.

Captain America would be a quiet, pensive addition to the gang, but, with so many volatile personalities bouncing around each other in high tense situations, it's good to have a calm guy meditating on the issue at hand. Though he may suffer from crippling depression issues that limit how much fun he can have, any bike gang worth its salt will have at least a couple guys like Captain America to keep them on the right track.

Trey is a bulldog, and every biker gang needs a bulldog. He can ride, too, though he prefers newer, flashier models to the typical Harley. This may rub older bikers the wrong way, but, once Trey demonstrates his loyalty and ability as a leader, most of that stuff should smooth itself out.

Trey isn't scared of anything, largely because universal scientific laws, particularly those regarding weight and gravity, simply do not apply to him when the going gets rough. If you need to drive a bike on top of a train, you're going to need a guy like Trey to make it happen.

The people who fight for freedom in The Matrix can ride around however they wish. More than once, Trinity has shown up ready to battle agents not in cars or tanks, but on a sleek, black motorcycle. It's sort of her signature thing, along with being generally humorless and mean-looking.

Those are both pluses, however, in the biker gang world. Trinity's not hanging around to make friends or have a good time. She wants freedom from "the machine" and she'll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal. That's why she's in our dream team biker gang.