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Denis Leary's Angriest Rants To Light You On Fire

Rescue Me's Denis Leary rants about everything from the French, to coffee, to Quentin Tarantino.


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Coffee

As I sit here at two in the morning drinking my refrigerated coffee with skim milk and a single splenda, I can't help but feeling the days of Denis Leary's 1997 Lock N' Load rant against the disappearing traditional coffee practice may have passed us by.

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The French

Denis Leary is a true-blue American.  You'd have to be, to hate this many foreign cultures.  I mean really, who could hate Canada?  What did they do?  Seriously, do they do anything?

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Music

You know what's even more frightening to think about than the fact that Denis Leary worked for MTV in the '90s?  The fact that even for 1992, this rant is still scarily topical.

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Demolition Man

At times it seems like Demolition Man and Denis Leary's role in it are kept just as underground as his character Edgar Friendly, but we can't help identifying with his beautiful dreams of freedom.  Until they get us fired.  Or killed.

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Growing Up Irish

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?  I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen:  Denis Leary is Irish, and blue-collar.  He also had a family.  That is all.

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