Archer "Drift Problem" Best Jokes

Despite all of his efforts, Woodhouse just can't seem to get any love or respect from Sterling. The man tries so hard to care for Malory's son but it seems to be rare for him to get anything right. He just wanted to wish the secret agent a happy birthday, but Archer viewed the confetti as garbage and demanded for a new meal. Unfortunately for Woodhouse, he didn't have the proper ingredients to remake that meal, nor did he have the right stuff for Archer's request of nuttela waffles or nutella steak and eggs (I suppose it beats his gummi bears and alcohol diet). Left without a proper breakfast on his birthday, Archer made me nearly pee myself when he muttered, "Why do you even bother... living?"

Ray was once an agent man that demanded your respect, but after getting shot he's been pretty useless. Unless there happens to be need for an undercover shopping cart or someone to be Professor Xavier during a party, he just kind of mopes around and slows the rest of the team down. In spite of it being Archer's birthday, he was kind enough (that's something you don't hear every day) to carry Ray outside. But once he saw the drill was just a way to get him to see his new birthday gift, he dropped Ray out of shock. After smashing to the floor, Ray reacts as anyone would... but then realizes he can't feel anything below his legs. "Ouch! ...I think."

007's spy cars might be able to cloak or drive on walls, but Archers? Its glove compartment is a bar. Come to think of it, that's probably a really poor design for the glass goods and Archer finds that out the hard way when he speeds away with the display still out. To add insult to injury, it's not even alcohol, it's apple juice! What gives? Archer can handle his booze and still drive better than most! Or so he says...

You just couldn't take it down a notch, could you, Lana? Sterling spills his soul to you and how do you return the favor? You spit your drink at him (although, she did warn him) and then she unintentionally lets Carol and Pam, the two biggest blabber mouths, in the loop. If she never took it to the next volume, it's possible Pam might have never suggested about the Yakuza and this whole fiasco could have been averted. But, that would be a boring episode (scratch that: it's impossible for Archer to be boring), so I guess we should be praising Lana for setting them on this hilarious path.