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Sons of Anarchy Gentleman's Guide
How to make your way in the world of biker gangs, the SAMCRO way.
by
Doug Fraser
December 2, 2011
Being a member of SAMCRO isn't all about the guts and glory.
It takes a true gentleman to receive the honor of adorning the Sons of Anarchy
cut. We know that many of you are unaware that such a black-market-funded group
would require such a high level of personable traits and class, which is why
we've created this manual. Within these pages you will find entries on
everything a SAMCRO gentleman should be.
Should you have any questions, please keep them to yourself
as you will look like a complete ass if you can't understand this simple
handbook. Enjoy this Sons of Anarchy Gentleman's Guide.
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The old lady is a cornerstone of gentleman's life, even if
her incessant nagging about your affiliation with the club raises suspicion
from your brothers in black. If by chance your woman's life is taken, revenge
should be the sole priority. A close range shot through the back of the head
provides a merciful and intimate, yet vengeful, death. One quick squeeze of the
trigger puts you one closer to finding closure for the loss of your beloved. Or
if you're feely especially vengeful, hold that trigger down and let 'em fly.
Don't forget the mop and bucket.
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