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Obol Bowl Separates Your Milk and Cereal

No more soggy corn flakes! Ingesting bovine hormones is another problem.


Obol
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Whether you want to keep your cereal high and dry until it's time to take a milky dip or keep your Oreos and dipping lactose in one convenient repository, the new-fangled Obol's got you covered.

Obol, the "Original Crispy Bowl," wants to make it so you never have to eat soggy cereal again. It harnesses the unique Swoop n Scoop design and the unbeatable powers of gravity (you can't tell from this picture, but the bowl is tilted at an angle that makes it easy to encourage your little swimmers to the milk pit) to keep your food in line.

I only wonder why this wasn't invented sooner. Not that I ever drink milk--sorry, kids, but you shouldn't listen to your parents. That shit is sick a.f. Just reach for some ice cream and it'll help your bones grow just fine. Why don't your parents tells you this? They are jealous of your youth and gain power from your mistery.

The Obol comes in a single pack for $18.95, or in a box of three for $49.95. The latter ships free. Obol is made of BPA-free unbreakable (really, try me) polypropylene and is totally dishwasher safe.

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