Harry Potter Collectibles

Now this enormous Marauder's Map replica might not help you actually manage your mischief, but really, who's to say your copy won't be the one imbued with magical powers and/or a Voldemort curse? 15" by 72" of happiness will cost you a mere $34.99.

So what if you're going to be an adult in a replica Invisibility Cloak? You'll be an adult in an authentic replica Invisibility Cloak! Use the covering Potter's dad gave him to keep himself hidden to also keep yourself hidden, except everyone will be able to see the cloak. Take heart in that, as many of the internet reviewers at the WB Harry Potter shop actually gave it low ratings because it didn't specify that it wouldn't turn you invisible. Hey, though, it's on sale for $329.95!

Chances are you'd be put in Hufflepuff, but you can still rep like you're brave enough to join the hearty ranks of Harry and friends in Gryffindor. Maybe it's just the way the picture looks, but this looks a bit pricier than the $18.99 it costs. Even if it looks cheap in person, you can still use it to punch somebody in the forehead and leave a big red welt in the shape of the Gryffindor crest right on their dumb face. I envision this occuring while you're in line for Deathly Hallows Part 2 and someone asks, "is this the line for Zookeeper?"

What will you see when you look into the Mirror of Erised? Your dead parents leering over your shoulder? Hermione Granger? Chances are you'll only see a reflection of yourself, but that's not because the Mirror of Erised is only a replica and not the real thing. It's just because you're that self-interested. Pick it up from our pals at ThinkGeek for $69.99 and convince visitors to your domicile that grooming and personal care are interests of yours.