It's okay if you can only quietly admit to yourself that you hate your children and blame them for ruining your life, which was once fun and didn't smell like diapers. In American society it is unacceptable to tell your child anything other than positive nurture statements, but there are ways in which you can exact your revenge.
One of these ways is with the Chocolate Zombie Bunny. Not only will its gory visage leave your child in tears wondering why the Easter Bunny has bestowed such a gift upon them, it's actually white chocolate. And don't nobody care for white chocolate, except if you are referring to the proper noun White Chocolate, which was my nickname on the middle school basketball team.
It's another April Fools product from ThinkGeek that was made real, and we can only wonder from the sidelines who these creative types are and how they come up with such wonderful things. The eight-ounce bun-bun will run you a pricey $14.99, but like they always say, a terrified look on a child's face is just priceless.
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For a Traumatic Easter Sunday, Give Chocolate Zombie Bunny
Your children will thank you for toughening them up.
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By Marissa Meli April 13, 2011 |
