Fantasy Swords You Can Actually Buy
Slice 'em and dice 'em: this applies to both medieval enemies and admiring ladies' hopes and dreams.
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By Marissa Meli July 25, 2011 |
| 2 | Dragon Scimitar |
A sword should have a fancy name like Dragon Scimitar. All the better for striking fear into your enemy's heart before it strikes itself up in there. This unusual red blade is rather purty, and so is the double dragon guard that you can remove from the hilt (in case you want to stick that much more of your sword through somebody). Get yours from $58 through True Swords.
| 1 | Spider Fantasy Sword |
This is the deadliest sword in America. Why? 99% of people would take out a gun and shoot themselves in the face rather than be lightly grazed by a spider that looks like this. This blade does all the work for you, freeing up your thrusting arm muscles for more important things like swinging beer mugs during a rousing Irish drinking song or shooting hoops grandma-style for your Space Jam revival musical. Pick up the Spider Fantasy Sword for only $35 from WeaponMasters.
