Salute the Royal Wedding Night with Viagra Performance Beer

I could care less about the Royal Wedding, but I often worry about whether or not Price William will be able to get the image of his step-mother Camila out of his head while trying to bed his new bride under a canopy of precious jewels and unicorn manes. Though there's nothing we can do about that fact that Queen Elizabeth will be in the same room, Corgis at her side, issuing declarative instructions to her grandson with her scepter, Prince Wiliam and Kate Middleton can get a little assist from a new limited edition beer brewed in honor of their ceremonious freak.

The BrewDog company has made 1,000 bottles of their limited edition Royal Virility Performance beer, available for pre-order from their website. No ordinary Indian pale ale, the Royal Virility Performance beer was brewed with a variety of aphrodisiacs (that's sex potions to you).

The artisinal brew contains herbal viagra, chocolate, and the mysterious yet somehow compelling horny goat weed. Also, the greatest aphrodisiac known to man, alcohol. It's sure to create a good night even for those poors who weren't invited to the wedding. Each bottle will run you ten pounds, which in the world economy is like a thousand American dollars.