There’s a ray of hope and sunshine in the release of the CG-animated Astro Boy movie, what with Astro Boy’s shiny metal personality and butt-guns, but the week is certainly clouded over by the work of dark forces, dark viruses and dark ninjas. Who knew that March was such a sinister month?
Blu-sday: Zombie Viruses, Ninja Violence and Ultimate Vengeance
Check out the newest DVD releases for the week of March 16.
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March 16, 2010
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Astro Boy Blu-ray
Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl get married, have son, son dies. Boy misses son, so boy creates artificial intelligence and replaces son with identical-yet-not robot killing machine version of son. Boy rejects and abandons robot killing machine. Robot killing machine deals with all this just fine and saves the day. The end!
$24.99
The Fourth Kind Blu-ray
A close encounter of the first kind is when you just see a UFO. The second kind is where you see it and also observe its physical effects (damaged crops, inside-out cattle, Joaquin Phoenix’s hairlip). The third kind is where you also see the beings who operate the UFOs (such as Gary Busey). A close encounter of the fourth kind is when you’re abducted by a UFO. The fifth, sixth and others all describe various lovemaking encounters with aliens, but this flick starring Milla Jovovich is concerned with the fourth kind, obviously. Mixing film scenes with “documentary footage” gives this movie a scary-as-hell, it-could-happen-to-me, I-hope-they-at-least-buy-me-dinner feel. It’ll make you want to wear a chastity belt to bed from now on.
$23.99
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