While some of the jamokes on this list only dabbled in hip-hop for a song or two, burned-out pro wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage actually released a whole album in 2003. Be A Man featured a number of deeply embarrassing raps, but none was a sweet as "Be A Man."

Targeted at long-time rival Hulk Hogan, the track featured Savage wheezing out challenges to his equally decrepit foe despite the fact that the pair weren't even in the same promotion at the time.