There must be something wrong with long-time Rolling Stones bass player Bill Wyman. How else do you explain this absolutely ridiculous 1981 disaster "Je Suis Un Rockstar?" Wyman's English accent makes everything sound nasal and ridiculous, and the bubbly Carribean beat doesn't help.

I'm not sure if this qualifies as "rap," but it sure doesn't qualify as good music. Dude, Mick Jagger is your friend. Have him sing.