For a seemingly exclusive private academy, Rushmore certainly had its share of bullies, and although Ronnie and Donnie Blume were the most humorously vocal, Scottish import Magnus definitely deserved the most fear. As if the severe case of cauliflower ear wasn't enough to warn the weaker set at Rushmore to steer clear, the improvised blow darts and Chinese Stars solidified his place atop the roughneck food chain. However, showing that every bully has a secret wish to appear on Broadway, the key to Magnus' heart was a part in one of Max Fischer's (Jason Schwartzman) stage productions, or as he eloquently put it, "I always wanted to be in one of your f**kin' plays."

MEMORABLE QUOTE: Magnus: "Why don't you just piss off, Fischer, ya dotty wee skidmark?" Max Fischer: "Is that latin?"