We all have a friend like Dignan (Owen Wilson) -- or at the very least wish we did. While on the surface, his fascination with big heists and elaborate schemes in which an "elaborate scheme" wasn't even necessary might come off as a bit insane, but dudes like him make life an adventure and worth living. And even if his daring-do isn't up your alley, at least he had a funny comeback for most conversations (whether he realized he was being funny or not). Dignan was clearly the bright spot in Bottle Rocket, the most oft-forgotten (and underrated) of Wes Anderson's movies.

MEMORABLE QUOTE: "Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers -- can't you see how incredible this is going to be? -- hang gliding! Come on!"