Pretty much any role Jeff Goldblum touches is magic and truly becomes his, but his take on Steve Zissou's (Bill Murray) nemesis Alistar Hennessey in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou tops 'em all. Sure, he's condescending, arrogant, a bit creepy and has no qualms about rapping a three-legged dog on the nose with a rolled up magazine, but at the same time he's a villain that you can't help but like -- or at least laugh at. And do we really need to be the ones to ask this: Hollywood, can you please make more films where Goldblum and Murray interact? We'd go see them do a two person film adaptation of the phone book!
MEMORABLE QUOTE: Hennessey: "I just became a Knight in Portugal. The Presidente gave me a special ball." Zissou: "Be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis."