After two hours of chaste, undead love, this was my reaction to The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.  It came at the end of a very long day of lots of running around (and other bad movies) so don't hate me if I say to this vampire franchise: no fang you.

No, I didn't take my shirt off this time.  I'm taking these movies seriously, dammit!

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