FAGABEFE! and Other Reasons To Love Midnight Madness
Leon the Game Master set the standard for color-coded late night scavenger hunt films.
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By Jordan Hoffman June 1, 2011 |
The Meat Machine |
The horrible jocks, later the Green Team, were the first in a series of films produced by The Walt Disney Company to make light of the disease known as alcoholism.
Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride |
Yellow Team recruit Flynch is so bowled-over by the concept of sitting in LA traffic all night doing puzzles that he needs a shot of Albuterol.
Gluttony Porn |
While most 1980s college comedies would lead you along with the promise of another quick boob shot, Midnight Madness set its sights on the family market.
Therefore, the screenwriters were forced to use the search and replace function on their Wang Laboratories word processors to swap out all the "then we see her juggs" moments with "then Harold shoves M&Ms in his mouth."
Hot Wheels |
A blue van with red flames turbo-charged with a supercomputer programmed to solve riddles.
So long as you don't let marshmallows melt throughout the inner components, it is the king of the road.
(Wish You Were) Blind Date |
Even if you were to fall into a vat of Pabst Blue Ribbon (which, coincidentally enough, happens to Dirk Blocker's Blaylack of the "Meat Machine" Green Team) there still aren't beer goggles thick enough to make Flynch's date look good.
