The problem with being a vampire is that you're stuck in the human body you died in. So if you're a major-league geek, getting turned isn't going to help all that much. They may have fangs, but these wimps don't have teeth. Check out this list of The Least Scary Vampires:
The Least Scary Vampires
Sure, most vampires are pretty scary. But these undead dorks are just not cutting the mustard.
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By K. Thor Jensen August 19, 2011 |
Credit: Digiview Productions
| 1 | Moondoggie |
When your last line of defense against the hordes of the undead is Adam West, you know you have a problem. Luckily, the bloodsuckers in American Vampire are about on the chubby ex-Batman's level. The leader of the group is Moondoggie, a greasy-haired surfer who pals around with a unseemly bunch of beach bums and chicks in an attempt to take over the bucolic seaside town that the Big Kahuna (West) and his cronies live in. Needless to say, he doesn't pull it off and that's only one reason why he's the least scary vampire of all time.
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