The Little Vampire is a legendary stinker - when the biggest name in your flick is the kid from Jerry Maguire, you have a problem. Titular vampire Rudolph Sackville-Bagg, played by actor Rollo Weeks, is a ridiculous hybrid of Eddie Munster and a Chia pet; his goofy little bat wings don't help matters. He's a good vampire, of course, trying to be freed of his bloodsucking curse by his good friend Tommy Thompson. It's an embarrassment to vampires the world over and one of the least scary vampires ever conceived.