One would think that, a thousand years into the future, vampires would be pretty badass. Right? Unfortunately, 2004's stinker Dracula 3000 begs to differ. The flick's principal vampire, the nefarious Count Orlock (as played by Langley Kirkwood) is found aboard a drifting cargo ship. His outfit is ridiculous enough to make you puke - high, pointy collars and turtlenecks don't really go together, man - and his right hand vampire henchman is Coolio. Try harder, future.
