Oftentimes, a really evil vampire will have a comic relief sidekick to balance out his malevolence a bit. These mooks really make me wonder how selective vampires are in who they decide to turn. Case in point: Amilyn, the fawning toady of the vampire lord Lothos in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. Played by Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens, Amilyn is so unscary that even Luke Perry can work him over.
