Weapon: Ruler
Film: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
In vampire lore's longest death sequence ever (really, we
checked) Pee-Wee's death at the hands of the original Buffy Summers is
well-worth the wait. Doubly because it comes at the school dance and thanks to
a ruler rather than stake, garlic or cross.
The fact Rutger Hauer is playing a violin in the scene
makes it all the better. Adieu Pee Wee! May the...oh whatever, you just got
killed with a ruler. That's what being a henchman gets.
