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Harrison Ford Movies We Want To See Before He Dies

In the unlikely event our hero doesn't live forever, here are a whole bunch of movies he needs to make before he gets too old to play Han Solo.


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Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
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Indiana Jones and the Death of Shia LeBeouf

Fridge nuking aside, I enjoyed Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull more than most nerds. My feelings on Shia LeBeouf also aside, this whole thing with him in these movies can't continue. Three year old spoiler alert: so Mutt Williams, a.k.a. Shia LeBeouf, is Indiana Jones's son. There are heavy intimations in the most recent flick that eventually themantle will be passed on to him. This is not okay. The series must live and die with Harrison Ford as Indy, period. Perhaps in the fifth movie they can kill Shia off? Yeah, that would be alright.

Air Force One
Credit: Columbia
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Air Force Two

Get off of my gosh darned aeroplane! I loved Harry as a bad-ass president in Air Force One, a pre-9/11 flick about terrorists hijacking the president's plane and him kicking their asses. This definitely needs to get a sequel with Ford-if a shirtless, bandolier wearing Barack Obama isn't available.

Old Man Logan
Credit: Marvel
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Old Man Logan

Mark Millar's masterpiece about an elderly Wolverine in a post-apocalyptic future deserves a hell of an old guy to play Old Man Logan himself. Harrison Ford is that old guy, since Mickey Rooney is probably not interested. Don't think Ford is bad-ass enough? Haven't you seen that he pierced his ear, dummy?

Harrison Ford in Apocalypse Now
Credit: United Artists
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Apocalypse Now 2

Ford didn't have a majorly huge role in Apocalypse Now, and the flick didn't really leave room for a sequel, but hell, let's get Francis Ford Coppola and Harry back together to film another insane, completely unrelated war film, taking place in Iraq or Afghanistan. If Robert Duvall and Laurence Fishburne are free and Martin Sheen isn't at his son's funeral, they can make cameos, too.

Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Reality Show
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Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Reality Show

There is no question in my mind that Ally McBeal is absolutely bats, despite this observation being based on nothing but my nutjob sixth sense. Now that she's done with that show where everybody gets cancer, it's time for reality television program cameras to invade the Ford/Flockhart home and expose the hilarity that ensues based on their age difference and the challenges of raising a young child together. It'll be like Ice Loves Coco, but with even more rapping.