Every Friday The 13th Kill

The first kill of Friday the 13th, the male councelor in 1958. He gets stabbed in the chest as he's fooling around with his girlfriend in a barn loft. Died a virgin.    

This little girl goes down screaming her head off in a darkened corner. She doesn't even make it to the title card!    

Annie is the first real unlucky victim in Friday the 13th. She stupidly hitchhikes her way to Camp Crystal Lake and is attacked by the car's unknown driver. She takes a blade across her throat and well, as you can see...it doesn't go well.     

Ned, the broken-hearted lover, gets his throat slit by the killer. He's stashed on the top bunk of a bed, while another couple bang away below.     

After some sweet, sweet bunk sex, Jack, played by the venerable Kevin Bacon takes an arrow through his throat. It's the first real gross kill of the series, and the first of many "stabbed from below the bed" kills in the series.     

After she bangs Kevin Bacon's character, Marcie hits the can and when her curiosity gets the best of her and she goes exploring the darkened bathhouse, she catches an axe to her pretty face.     

What a terrible screen capture for a terrible death. Steve stupidly walks up to the killer, who blinds him with a quick point of the flashlight and stabs him in the stomach. It's one of the quickest, least bloody deaths in the series. Goodbye Steve, you should never have opened the camp again. Crazy Ralph was right. You're all doomed.    

Fun fact: This is Bing Crosby's son. This is Bing Crosby's son with an arrow through his damned face.     

You never see Brenda killed. She wanders onto an archery course, you hear her scream, but don't know her fate until she comes crashing through a window towards the end of the first movie.     

Surprise! Mrs. Vorhees is the killer! Crazy bitcy gets her head hacked off by Alive in the last moments.

Alice, our heroine from the first movie is taken out by a surprise attack and a screwdriver through her skull. Everyone thinks Jason is just a rampaging killer without an ounce of thought. This scene proves that's not true. He trolls Alice by first putting the head of his dead mother in the refrigerator, which distracts poor Alice, then he jams the screwdriver home. Textbook troll.     

Crazy Ralph makes his second appearance in the series, but gets taken out Italian mobster-style, with some wire across his throat. Camp Crystal Lake is in New Jersey after all.     

Officer Winslow takes a hammer to the skull after he goes poking around in Jason's hut.     

This picture isn't upside down. Dumbass jokester Scott gets himself caught in a snare and gets a machete dragged across his throat. Jason is an adept hunter for sure.    

Ambiguously gendered - Terri gets murdered off screen, but we get this brief scream before she's gone forever.     

Mark, or as he's better known in some circles "Wheels" from The Burger King Kids Club takes a hard machete to the face and goes careening down some seriously high stairs. It's one of the funniest kills in the series and should be watched over and over and over again.     

The first of many two-fers in the series. Jason hates sex, and he especially hates sex when it happens between two people. Manly-looking Sandra and Urijah Faber look-alike Jeff get speared by a disgusted Jason in an upstairs bedroom.     

Vickie tries to sneak in on Jeff and Sandra and finds only a knife-weilding Jason. He stabs her right in her in crappy sweater.

Hillbilly Jason Vorhees gets "killed" when Ginny slams a machete into his neck. I don't want to ruin things, but I put killed in quotes for a reason.     

Disgusting store owner Harold gets a cleaver to his chest. That will teach him to not wipe his hands after he goes the bathroom.

Harold's nagging wife Edna takes a needle through the back of her head after she goes nosing about looking for Harold.

Punk Fox gets the first of many 3D kills when she takes a pitchfork to her neck in a barn loft. If you can't see the pitchfork in that picture, that's because it's in 3D!    

Loco is another silly-looking 3D kill. This one is a pitchfork to the stomach, with a wagging handle to scare the audience.

Vera gets the second 3D kill, a spear gun straight through her eye socket. It's a truly nasty kill and as long as you don't look for the string that guides the spear to her face.    

From the moment Andy is introduced in this movie, you want to see him murdered. His attention whoring gets him one of the nastier deaths in the series, a bisection via machete. He's hacked in half, but it isn't until later where we see the full damage. He drips blood down on his girlfriend, she looks up in the rafters and gets this fun image.     

Debbie gets an eyeful of Andy's mangled corpse, then she gets the second under the bed kill, via Jason and a sharp knife. 

One of the few sympathetic characters in the series is Shelly, the lovable nerd prankster. Even when this poor bastard gets his throat slit and he's begging for life, no one pays attention to him because they think it's a gag. Typical popular kids and a sad nerd death.     

A hippie's only weakness is electricity.

Who names their kid Chili? Hippies that's who. They begot a hippie child and she begot a hot poker jammed in her stomach to stop the family line. We all win on this one. 

Rick's eye gets shot out of his skull when Jason crushes his head. It's a quick one and one of the funnier 3D kills because the string the eye travels on is so apparent. 

This biker tries to play the hero, jumps out to fight Jason and is promptly gifted a hacked-off hand and a bludgeoned body. He deserves it for what he did to poor Shelly in act 1.

Jason gets a taste of his own medicine when he gets an axe to his skull. He dies and the series ends. 

Perverted mortician Axel doesn't pay attention to the moving corpse in the room at the start of the fourth movie and gets his head hacksawed and completely spun around. 

Nurse Morgan fends off Axel's advances, but she can't fend off a knife to her stomach. 

This fat hitchhiker is eating a banana when she gets stabbed in the back of the neck and through her throat. Check out that spittle, it's freaking disgusting. She deserved to be killed for that alone.