Best Movie Ever: Jurassic Park

Jurrasic Park's opening sequence was the perfect tease for all of the awesome chaos viewers would soon enjoy. Attempting to transport a velociraptor into a pen, things quickly go wrong and the prehistoric predator grabs a worker's legs. Robert Muldoon hangs on to the injured man as he yells at his peers to "shoot herrrrrrrr," but sadly, not even Muldoon's hat and pulled up socks could save the lad from becoming a dinosaur's dinner.

Donald Gennaro was the lawyer sent to the island to determine if the park was safe to open. Steadfast on shutting it down, he was rendered awe-struck by witnessing dinosaurs strolling the scenery. Gennaro then suggested ticket prices to the park should skyrocket (take that, 99%). However, his greedy plan never saw the light of day. When the power was killed and the group was stuck outside the T-Rex pen, Gennaro fled his vehicle (bravely leaving the kids behind) and hid in a nearby restroom. Unfortunately for him, big pappa t-rex couldn't hold it and busted into the bathroom. Being eaten by a t-rex sounds like a horrific way to go, but being on a toilet, too? Talk about embarrassing.

Even if the story wasn't nearly as fun, we'd still be completely blown away (at the time) by Jurassic Park's technology. Seeing the dinosaurs for the first time wasn't only a jaw-dropping experience for Dr. Grant, but for the audience as well. The iconic Stan Winston brought these extinct creatures to life with stunning animatronics, and the detailed CGI convinced us the island full of dinosaurs was fact, not fiction. So, take a stroll down nostalgia lane and re-watch this 90s classic in crisp blu-ray!

Every movie needs a good dose of humor, and Jurassic Park is laced with it. A brontosaurus sneezing on Lex is certainly funny, but personally, the biggest laugh was how Dr. Malcom (Jeff Goldblum) reacts during a scene surrounding a massive amount of triceratops dung. He flat-out stated what was one everyone's minds at the time with "that is one big pile of sh*t" and it only got better from there. When Dr. Sattler dove into the mound with her hands, Goldblum's dry delivery of "you will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?" was priceless. It's a shame they didn't have purell back in 1993.