| By Matt Patches March 26, 2012 |
| 5 | Don't Lose Your Head - Killer Klowns from Outer Space |
No one knows where the Killer Klown runs off to to find his technologically advanced pair of boxing gloves, but we do know they allow him to punch a human head cleanly off the neck, with precision accuracy. Clowns may looking like they're joking around, but remember: they could be aliens bent on humorously destroying the human race.
| 4 | Dust to Dust - Invasion of the Body Snatchers |
Before his infamous movie-ending scream, Donald Sutherland's Matthew finds his colleague Elizabeth asleep on the ground, which could only mean one thing: body snatchers. Matthew picks the woman up, trying to wake her, but finds that the aliens already got to her. She disintegrates in his arms.
The silver lining: her body snatcher counterpart appears behind him...naked! See, alien invasions aren't so bad.
| 3 | Sink, Sank, Sunk - The Blob |
Due to its malleability, The Blob is capable of fitting in some seriously tight spaces. Unfortunately, the human head is not as ductile, as George finds out the hard way when he attempts to clean the pinkish alien goo out of the kitchen sink. That's going to take more than one Draino.
| 2 | Humans Meet the Chestburster - Alien |
The recommendation is always to cook meat all the way through before consumption, eliminating any possible bacteria from infecting you. This goes double for alien meat. Now Kane didn't purposefully eat any xenomorph seedlings -- they were stuffed down his throat by a facehugger. But still, you could expect the same results if you decided to bite into your alien burger before it was done.
| 1 | The Other Kind of Alien - Machete |
He comes from the United States' closest neighboring planet.
Illegal or not, nobody kills with the artfully gory honor of Machete. He doesn't text, but he will gut you with a surgical saw and use your intestine to swing through a second-floor window.