Aliens We Want To Party With
If you've exhausted all of your party options on the surface of the Earth, why not look to space for some new buds? With Paul hitting DVD this week, it made us think about other aliens we want to get loose with.
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By K. Thor Jensen August 9, 2011 |
| 11 | Chewbacca |
Let's start out this list with a real wildman. You know that Chewbacca gets crunk because you know that Han Solo gets crunk. These two dudes are basically the pimps of the Star Wars universe. Cruising in the Millennium Falcon from planet to planet, bedding hotties and making money. The pair met when Solo, then an Imperial officer, refused to execute the Wookiee. The duo became inseperable from that moment onward. Part of picking a bro to party with is knowing that he'll have your back no matter what dumb crap you get up to, and Chewbacca delivers on that count.
| 10 | Zaphod Beeblebrox |
When you go out for a night on the town, it's good to bring along at least one friend with a little pull. Who better than the President of the Galaxy? Sure, Zaphod Beeblebrox may be an insufferable douche with two heads, but the man knows how to get things done. Whether it's hunting down the ultimate meaning of life or just getting hammered on Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blasters, a night out with Beeblebrox is going to be one to remember. Or never remember, depending on how much you drink.
| 9 | Gonzo |
It took a damn long time to figure out exactly what the Great Gonzo is, but in Muppets From Space we learned that he actually hails from a far-off planet. When his long-lost relative starts sending him messages through bowls of cereal, the stage is set for a very strange reunion. Every group of dudes needs a loose cannon, and Gonzo is probably the loosest of all time. Also, since his sexual proclivities tend more towards chickens, that leaves more human girls for you.
