Sufferers of ADD and Multiple Personality Disorder - finally there is a movie for you.  (And you.)

Not only does Roland Emmerich's 2012 feature entire reels of explosive destruction, it zips between the maudlin and the comic faster than the Times Square shuttle train.

Just as heartfelt goodbyes tear you up, jest and japes delight as mop-haired Russian toddlers get tossed like footballs. 

Despite being worse than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I can't help but agree that I am a more complete person having seen 2012.

This InstaReview was not recorded in usual fashion outside the screening room, as the studio publicists were right there and I did not have the heart to record this where they could hear.  Besides, I needed to be inside where I felt safe.

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