At Stake: The Most Memorabile Death By Impalements In Movies
Stay sharp and watch out for anything that might impale you - these guys didn't.
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By Matt Patches January 13, 2011 |
| 15 | Face-Off |
By the time John Woo's action thriller Face-Off reaches its epic conclusion, we're struggling to remember who's who and if they switched back, or if...or are they...is that?
Who cares. Nic Cage goes nuts and shoots John Travolta with a harpoon. F*ck yeah. The End.
| 14 | Aliens |
It's perfectly reasonable to want to know if your co-workers are androids, especially if one royally screwed you over the last time you were attacked by xenomorphs - but there should gentler ways to find out.
Ripley and Newt run to meet Bishop at the Sulaco's remaining drop ship only to find the mother of all aliens waiting above them. The Queen does not take kindly to their early departure, and takes her anger out by impaling Bishop through the chest. Technically he lives, but...man, you thought human blood and guts were messy. Robots are filled with milk!
| 13 | 300 |
The Greek Spartans looooove their spears. Attempting to count how many Persians take a sharpened point to the abdomen is like one of those dentist's jelly bean jar contests.
So here's a rare moment where the scenario's flipped and a red caped muscle man gets a taste of his own steel medicine.
