The Most Inappropriately Slutty Halloween Costumes

Mr. Potato Head is a beloved toy of pre-school kids worldwide. Originally just released as a set of metal facial features with pointy sticks attached that you could insert into any potato, the toy eventually morphed into the plastic spud we know and love today. So who, exactly, is the target market for a minidress costume featuring his female counterpart? Not only is there no reason to sexualize an anthropomorphic vegetable, this is a lousy-ass costume anyways. The nose and mouth don't even stick out. I guess that would interfere with the sexiness of it.

The ongoing debate over immigration is one of the most politically sensitive issues facing America today. Our status as a country populated almost entirely by immigrants from all over the world is one of the things that makes the United States such a rich cultural power, but concern about people crossing the border without going through the proper channels is very real. So why not tart it up a bit with this absolutely moronic "Sexy Border Patrol" costume? Because nothing says a secure border like almost showing your vagina.

Dressing up as a horror movie monster has been a Halloween tradition since the days of Bela Lugosi, but this costume just boggles the mind. Freddy Krueger, the scar-faced villain of the Nightmare On Elm Street movies, has one of the most disgusting origins of any baddie - his mother was repeatedly raped by hundreds of mental patients. So making him "sexy" is really, really disturbing. Also questionable is the slashes along the front of the outfit - did our she-Freddy just forget she had her razor glove on?

There are so many things wrong with this slutty take on Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka that I just don't know where to start. The original character is a barely-repressed homicidal candymaker who lures horrible children to his illegal factory to punish them for their sins. Is there anybody on Earth who gets a boner from that? Also he hangs out with midgets. So gender-swapping him into a Candy Woman is just creepy. Also, the site I found this costume on had it listed as "Sexy Wonker." Clever.