What makes a hero? Is it the way he selflessly volunteers to save the world? The way he dedicates his life to getting the job done? Or is it his everlasting sense of justice? In all honesty, none of this matters if the guy won't shut the hell up about it. Seriously, have a little modesty, dude. Yeah you saved the world, but I don't need to hear about it every three minutes, alright?
At the end of the day, it's the heroes that don't have much to say that mean the most to me. Those dudes saving the princess, fighting the bad guy, thwarting evil and staying calm and collected while they do it. I'm looking at you Nathan Drake. Can you swing on a vine with reminiscing about something? Enough with the commentary; I get it, you've been doing this for a while. Check out the best silent protagonists in video games. If you're lucky, one day, you'll be as stoic as these guys.
