I'm not a political guy. I'll vote for anybody who looks like they're going to make life easier for me. This year's slate of Republican presidential candidates, however, is a scary thing. The absolute worst was Herman Cain, the former Godfather's Pizza CEO who launched a campaign based around a lunkhead tax scheme called "9-9-9," which would make poor people pay thousands more a year and rich people pay millions less. That's just what America needs! Thankfully, myriad accusations of sexual harassment caused him to hang up his pizza hat before he secured the nomination.