Medical miracles are addictive tabloid fodder; who cares if they actually happened. But can you imagine how great a human-animal hybrid like this would be? All of the worst elements of man and chimp combined into one ungainly life form. I love the top part of the headline, too – “World’s religious and medical leaders are outraged!” You can just picture the monocles popping off. But the poor man-chimp just wants love. Can't we give it love? I mean, until it starts throwing feces at us.